What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:33

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?